Sorry about the blow dryers.

During the announcement portion of the Sunday Service, the lay minister apologized to the congregation.

"We've had to remove the hot air hand dryers from the women's room because someone kept writing on them with a permanent marker," he said. "But, we think we've identified the culprit, and I'm ashamed to say, I think it was my wife."

The congregation was in shock and sat in stunned silence.

"I have three reasons to conclude this," he said. "Number one, the handwriting was very nice. Number two, it only showed up on the Sundays that I gave the sermon, and number three, it said, 'Push the big silver button for a sample of today's sermon."